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| Survival Kits | |||
| There are many "Survival Kit" ideas out there. Here are the one's I've come across. Please send me an e-mail if you know of others. | |||
| Teacher's Survival Kit | |||
| An eraser to make all the little mistakes
disappear. (eraser) |
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| M&Ms - The Busy Teacher's Survival Kit | |||
| At the first sign of hot flashes
- eat the red ones. |
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| Military Personnel Survival Kit | |||
| Lifesavers - to remind you that
that's what you are Small Empty Bottle - "Instant Water" add water and shake, for when you are on maneuvers Mounds Bar - to remind you of the mounds of love & support you have from friends & family Pack of Gum - to help your unit stick together Cotton Ball - to cushion the rough roads Piece of String - for when you reach the end of your rope Shiny Penny - to remind you that we each shine in our own way Paperclip - to hold it all together A hug- to let you know there's always someone on your side A kiss - so that you will always remember I love you! Mint - because you are worth a mint Candle - to light up the darkness Tootsie Roll - to help you roll with the punches Jolly Rancher - to remind you to laugh Map with your street circled on it - so you will never be far from home. |
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| Backpackers Survival Kit | |||
| Lifesavers - in case you fall into
the water Skittles - in case it rains, you can provide your own rainbow Cotton ball - to help soften the rough roads Battery - so you can keep going and going and going and going Gum - to remind everyone to stick together Quarter - so you can call for help Sponge - in case it rains to soak it up Fireball - for when you're burnt out Map with your street circled - so you can always find home 2 Kernels of corn - for when you crave a two piece chicken dinner Choc Covered Raisins (Animal Poop) - so you know what not to step in Tums - for after the campfire food Small Empty Bottle - "Instant Water" add water and shake |
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| Fisherman Survival Kit | |||
| Band-Aid for when you get hooked instead
of the fish. Cotton ball for when you're in rough waters. Lifesaver (candy) in case the boat tips over. Paper clip for when you run out of hooks. Skittles in case it rains, you've got your own rainbow. Gummy worms in case you run out of bait. Magic wand to "boat" the big ones that always seem to get away. A gift certificate for pizza in case you don't catch any fish. Labels to attach to the fish that say "Objects are larger than they appear." |
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| Friendship Survival Kit | |||
| A FRIENDSHIP BAG: Keep your Friendship
Bag handy and ready to use at all times! A mint: you're worth a mint to me. A button: If you can't say something nice, it's better to "button your lip" (or to close your mouth before saying an unkind word ) A tissue: For drying tears. A toothpick: To "pick out" the good qualities in everyone. A gold thread: Friendship is the golden thread that ties together our hearts. A flower: In the "garden of life" each friendship is beautiful and unique. Lifesavers: Sometimes we all need a little help. Cotton Ball: To cushion the rough roads. Rubber Band: For flexibility! Safety pin: to bind us together in friendship Sweet & Sour Tarts: A reminder to appreciate the differences in others. A Hug & Kiss: Sometimes we all need hugs & kisses. (or Everyone needs daily TLC ) Happy Faces: Smiling is contagious Candle: You light up my life Band-Aid: For healing hurt feelings. (or to help a friend who needs mending ) Paper Clip: To keep everything together. A Star: To reflect your inner beauty Recipe card: To share a favorite with a friend as a symbol of caring Eraser: To remind you that every day you can start with a clean slate Small smooth stone: to remind you that rough times refine and polish- use for smoother tomorrows Note card: to send a long overdue greeting to a friend or relative Playing card: a reminder to be playful and have fun |
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| Hairdresser's Survival Kit | |||
| Tootsie Roll - to help complaints
"roll" off your back Button - to remind you to sometimes button your lip Dollar - for the tip you didn't receive Rubber band - to remind you to be flexible Mint - because you are worth a mint to your customers Happy Face (Sticker) - to remind you to keep smiling Paperclip - to help hold it all together Cotton Balls - to cushion all the standing you do Lollipop - to help you "Lick" anything Lifesaver - to remind you of the many times you have been a lifesaver Magic Wand - to remind you of the many times you have been a magician Band-Aid - to heal your hurt feelings Sweet & Sour Tarts - to remind you to appreciate the differences in others. Gum - to remind you to "stick" with that difficult client Starburst - to give you that burst of energy at the end of the day Hugs & Kisses - you deserve them |
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| Nurse's Survival Kit | |||
| Lifesaver - a reminder of the many
times others will need your help Snicker's Bar - to remind you that laughter is the best medicine Candle - to remind you that you can light up someone's day Tissue - to dry tears, your own and someone else's Starburst - for that burst of energy at the end of the day Button - to remind you that sometimes you need to button your lip Bath Salts - to take you away at the end of the day Marbles - to replace the ones you will loose Playing Card - to help you be a better mind reader Lollipop - to help you lick everyone's problems Mint - to remind you your compassion is worth a mint to your patients. |
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| Parent Survival Kit | |||
| Cotton Ball -- for times when you
can't hear yourself think Rope - in case you get to the end of yours Rubber Band - to remind you to stretch and grow with your children Sweet & Sour Candy -- to remind you that every child is different Eraser -- so everyone can start each day with a clean slate Clock - to remind you that children grow up too fast Puzzle Piece - to remind you that you are an important piece in the journey of your child Marbles - to replace the ones you've lost Band Aid - to fix hurt feelings Nuts - to remind you to laugh..get a little nutty Tootsie Roll - to remind you to roll with the punches Candle - so you never feel in the dark Do Not Disturb Sign - to remind you that you need time to yourself Aspirin - for when all else fails...take two Peppermint - to remind you that your job as parents is worth a mint A piece of Velcro for when you need to get a grip! Playing card - raising and educating children is a gamble Trash bag - to throw away all the hurts, negatives, grudges, frustrations keep the good thoughts Card - "Loving, laughing and learning" - the three L's are just as important as the three R's |
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| Problem Survival Kit | |||
| A toothpick so you wont be too
picky |
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| Romantic and Special | |||
| Paperclip: To help keep things together
when they seem to be getting out of control. Rubber band: To remind you that there is always someone to offer a hug or to be close when you need it. Tissue: To wipe away a tear...your own or someone else's. Candy kiss: To say "I LOVE YOU" in a sweet way. Small smooth stone: To remind you that rough times help refine and polish...use for smoother tomorrows. Eraser: To erase any mistakes or misunderstandings that are troubling you. Note card To send a long-overdue greeting to a friend or relative or someone who is lonely. Recipe card: To make when you want to do something special for someone. Adhesive bandage: To remind you of healing, perhaps of hurt feelings...your own or someone else's. And at the bottom.... the RING for eternity together.....WILL YOU MARRY ME.. Have all the arrangements made at their "special" place in advance. |
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| Secretary's Survival Kits | |||
| A pacifier for your "whiners" A spoon for those you have to "spoon feed" A magic wand for the miracles you're expected to perform Tissues for your "cry babies" Jacks because you have to be a "jack" of all trades. |
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| Skier's Survival Kit | |||
| Rubber band - to help you "spring"
back when you fall Cotton Ball - for the rough moguls ahead Mounds - for the mounds of snow you will encounter Starburst - to give you that burst of energy on the last run Lollipop - to help you "lick" the advanced slopes Popsicle Stick - in case you need a splint Chapstick - keep your lips moist Penny - so you won't be broke when you leave Breath Mints - just in case you need the ski patrol Compass - to make sure you're going the right way Rabbits Foot - for good luck |
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| Student Survival Kit | |||
| Sponge - to soak up all the knowledge
Eraser - to remind you that each day you can start with a clean slate Candle - for when you are burning the midnight oil studying Button - to remind you that sometimes you have to button your lip Pack of Gum - so your class can "stick" together Tootsie roll - to help you roll with the punches Mounds Bar - for all the information you will need to retain Toothpicks - to hold your eyes open during class Lifesaver - for when you feel you are drowning in information Skor Candy Bar - to remind you to score well on your tests Sweet & Sour Candy - to help you accept and appreciate the differences in others Sucker - to remind you not to be a "sucker" be your own person Carefree Gum - to remind you to have fun Hugs & Kisses - to remind you I am always here and I love you A Lollipop - to help you lick your problems Tissues - to wipe away the sleepers after sleeping during class Pencil - to "Write" your wrongs Cotton Ball - for when you can't hear yourself think Penny - so you always have enough "cents" to realize what a valuable person you are Tootsie Roll - to remind you to roll with the punches. |
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| Student Candy Gram | |||
| The candies can be placed in a basket,
or on a sheet of poster board w/ the candy taking the place of the words:
I know you think your teachers are from MARS, but there is a RIESEN for it. They're trying to cram MOUNDS of information into your brain in a short time. You're on a TOOTSIE ROLL and working towards graduation, and that's hard work. But think of it, when you graduate, you could be earning $100 GRAND a year! Cheer up, you're not a MILK DUD or a DUM DUM. Don't SKITTLES it all yet and go NUTRAGEOUS. Hang in there, study hard, and don't worry about the SNICKERS from your friends. WERTHER or not you succeed is up to you. I have faith in you because you've always been my ALMOND JOY. (or BIT O HONEY or SUGAR BABY) I'll always be here for you. HUGS & KISSES, Mom |
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| Survival Kit to help you adjust to getting older | |||
| Small box of Bran Flakes Alarm Whistle - for when you've fallen and you can't get up Magnifying Glass - to help you when you read Starburst Candy - for extra energy Blue M&Ms or Skittles - Generic Viagra Cane Baby Food - To help you adjust to softer foods Instant Hair Grow - to replace the hair you will loose (I got a small spray bottle and made a label on my computer with "Instant Hair Grow" Spray once every day. ) While you were Napping Pad - so you don't miss any messages while you are napping (I made these on the computer also, and then padded them) Toothpicks - to help prop your eyes open so you don't fall asleep Fireball Candy - to put the fire back into your life Rubber band - to give you your flexibility back Aspirin -for all the new little aches and pains Hug and Kiss - because I really do love you |
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| Why I Love You Kit | |||
| Jolly Rancher - for all the times
you make me laugh Sweet Escapes - for the special times we spend alone Hugs & Kisses - yours are simply the best 100,000 Bar - .you are worth more than a grand to me Skittles - for the rainbow of colors you show me life through Peppermint Patty - for the cool sensations you give me Cotton Ball - to help soften any rough times Popcorn - cause you keep popping into my thoughts Balloon - because you encourage me to reach for the sky Needle and Thread - that we are bound together Match - we are a perfect match Pom Pom - for the warm fuzzies you give me Silk Rose - that will last forever...like us Puzzle Piece - without you I'm not whole. |
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| A friend gave me a gift she had found at a craft fair, it contained a card with poem on it and a tiny spool of thread glued to card, this card was med.size and placed inside of a zip lock sandwich bag. Poem: Threads of A Friendship That Will Never Break: Thank you for the laughter, for the good times we share. Thanks for always listening, for trying to be fair. Thank you for the comfort, when things are going bad. Thank you for the shoulder to cry on when I'm sad. This gift is a reminder that all my lifetime through, I will be thanking heaven for a special friend like you. EXERCISER: Take a 2 1/2 x 2" block of wood, put it and the saying in a baggie. EXERCISER 1. Place block in the center of the room. 2. Walk around the block two times. 3. Rest!!After all you've walked around the block two times!!! -------------------------- FRIENDSHIP, CUP OF TEA CARD: On the front of the card is a picture of a really fancy tea cup, above it says: FRIENDSHIP BEGINS WITH A CUP OF KINDNESS. Inside it says: Please take the time to share a cup of CHRISTMAS TEA with someone you love. MERRY CHRISTMAS! Also inside the card put two tea bags. NICE PILLS: Put candy in a baggie (I use small round ones that look like medicine). Staple saying to baggie. NICE PILLS We all know someone who could be a little nicer. Do them and yourself a favor. Provide them with this supply of NICE PILLS. They do wonders for in-laws, bosses, ex-husbands or ex-wives,nosey neighbors, GROUCHY, HATEFUL people may take two if needed. HILLBILLY FISHIN' KIT: Take a baggie and put split peas in it. Staple saying to baggie. HILLBILLY FISHIN' KIT Directions:Sprinkle peas at edge of water. When fish comes up to take a "P", GRAB HIM!! ------------------------ CHRISTMAS DUST: Take a baggie and put oats and glitter in it. Staple saying to baggie. CHRISTMAS DUST Sprinkle your lawn with CHRISTMAS DUST this CHRISTMAS EVE and wait- The glitter will sparkle!Santa will see your house when it is late. The sparkle is magic on CHRISTMAS EVE when seen by Santa's eyes, The smell of oats will guide the reindeer down from the highest skies COW SEEDS: Take some large white lima beans and paint black spots on them, put them in a baggie. Staple saying to baggie. Saying has two sides. FRONT SIDE: (Has a picture of a cow on it) COW SEEDS HERD STARTER KIT Directions on other side. BACK SIDE: 1.Start your own herd. 2. Plant the seeds in warm spot right side up. Cow will grow upside down if planted wrong. 3. Be patient, it takes a long time to start your own herd. 4. For best results, MOO softly while watering. LEGEND OF THE HEN'S TEETH: Take some white rice and put in a baggie, Staple saying to baggie. THE LEGEND OF THE HEN'S TEETH Somewhere in a remote part of the ozark is a breed of chickens that grow teeth. The strange thing is that outside this particular area,they cease to grow teeth, which is why all the common chickens you see are toothless descendants of the "Molar Marvels". Anyone fortunate enough to have these teeth in their possession will find that they bring more luck than a rabbits foot or a four-leaf clover. --------------------- DONUT SEEDS: Take a baggie and put Cheerios or some other cereal that looks like a donut in it. Staple saying to baggie. Saying has two sides. FRONT SIDE: DONUT SEEDS NEW HYBRID Grow your own donut bush. Planting instructions on back of package. BACK SIDE: HOW TO GROW Carefully place one seed at bottom of a ten foot hole,five feet apart in any type of soil. When mature; bush will grow to a height of six feet. FOR GLAZED DONUTS: Pour twenty pounds of sugar in each hole. GUARANTEE: If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, or plants fail to grow in five years- Dig up seeds for PRO-RATED refund. GOTCHA, INC. DONUT GROWERS
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